Until I was twelve years old we lived in a townhome complex with
lots of regulations about pet ownership. So nobody there had a puppy or grown
dog or a kitten, etc. I felt very deprived about that and it was a stark
contrast to the rest of my wonderful childhood. But I made up for it just as
soon as I left my parents’ home and was on my own with my husband, pretending
to be grownups. Just as soon as we signed the paperwork to rent our first
apartment with an enclosed balcony, I went to the Farmer’s Market, the big
marketplace in Los Angeles, and visited their pet shop with a purpose. There I
purchased a seal point female, Samantha, who ended up living 21 glorious years
with me. But she was lonely and I knew I just had to get her a mate. So again I
bought another Siamese, but this male was a seal point, almost white with
chocolate colored markings. I called him Lurch. He did a lot of that but I
think I copied it from a hand that appeared on tv in the Adams Family, or
something like that. He lived with us until he was eight but disappeared one
day despite my putting flyers out and knocking on doors all over the
neighborhood of our first home in Woodland Hills. I still remember him
vividly.
In time we acquired several dogs and many more cats. People just
brought me strays or orphans needing mothering. Some I found myself and took to
the vet and they ran away the next day. Although my marriage didn’t last, my
animal population seemed to always have a new addition and years passed before
I met John. Years later when we moved to New Zealand we left our last remaining
cat and our dog with the wonderful couple that bought our house in Agoura. It
was a wrench leaving them but we knew they were in good hands.
Then the giant leap from one continent to a tiny island in the
South Pacific into an unknown lifestyle, was my main focus until we moved into
the house that was moved onto our apple and apricot orchard, Apricottage. I
found a dog, a Beardie, at an A and P show in our local town. I think that
stands for agricultural and pastoral. I should say that she found
us. There was a group of puppies mulling around a mother canine. But only one
came up to me through the fence as if she knew me. Chloe instantly made a
connection with me. Around the same time I found Gypsy, a grey and black and
white tabby and then I found her Casper, a longhaired white male cat. They made
several litters together and I brought them all to Glenmore House, minus the
kittens I'd given away, when we moved there. Casper immediately ran away
but to put it mildly, we had plenty of other cats. There was a hen
house at the property and John fixed it up by making the mechanism for the door
a guillotine style to open and close it. He also built a plank so the
feathered residents could get into or out of the house easily, since it was
well above the ground. We bought ten chickens, one rooster and nine hens.
Unfortunately a ferret finished them off and we found them all dead lying
strewn around their yard one awful morning. Somehow the beast managed to get in
despite the chicken wire enclosure. Moving onto our Wineshed property we again
had acreage for our animals and we went a little crazy. We had Chloe and
several cats and got Barry the sheep as our first larger farm animal there. We
already had resident geese and wild pukekos, swamp birds that ate the goose
eggs, and got several chickens including a trio of Araucana, a cockerel and two
hens, that laid light blue eggs. John was building nesting boxes here and there
but often they just laid them somewhere on the free range. We also had a
variety of chooks of different breeds, mostly Brown Shavers but also some Black
Orpington and in time they all mixed together. Most of our hens are bantam
sized or a little larger and so the eggs can be large but are usually medium
sized. Then we got some black and white blotchy Muscovy ducks to join in the
cacophony in the morning at feeding time around the large pond. We added
Marcel, our gorgeous peacock and I immediately found Barbara for him at a local
farm that had many peahens. They were quite prolific and had offspring for at
least a few years. She would find a hidden place to lay the eggs and in early
springtime I’d notice her parading around with a line of tweedy chicks behind
her. We also wanted a Kune Kune pig and got one when she was just a piglet from
another local neighbor. I think she was completely blind but she managed quite
well on the enormous scraps of food coming out of the restaurant, although we
had to get someone to hoist her out of an irrigation canal she’d gotten herself
into. Piggles attained a gargantuan girth once she was fully mature, but she
still lumbered from place to place when it suited. We also acquired some angora
goats that lived in a paddock behind our house. They were playful and prolific
and loved to climb and would chomp down on whatever I was wearing if I wasn’t
careful. The last member of our menagerie was our beautiful golden cow that
lived at our place behind the restaurant but was owned by the big brute of a
guy that made our rustic furnishings for the restaurant. I was in heaven, farm
heaven on that estate but we had to move on and most of those animals didn’t
accompany us on our relocation.
So yesterday I took some of my many figurines and lined up a few on the dining table. And per my usual zany compulsions I took a few shots of some of my real animals that still live with us at our House of Cluck-Cluck. Enjoy.