Letter to my most
aggressive plants:
Please be advised
that there will be a few changes around the garden coming up. A removal
operation will occur sporadically on my whim, when the weather is conducive, my
other jobs are finished and there is no wind to contend with that makes my hair
fly around my face, covering my eyes and going in my mouth. So what I’m saying
dear greenery is that it will begin at a time when you least expect it.
On that propitious
day, what you can expect will be severe haircuts or worse. I can tug on your
roots and pull you out if I so please. That way I might be able to finally
uncover my garden furniture hidden under several seasons of encroachment. So do
not test my patience any further with further advancing of your shoots and
tendrils. Try to be civilized if you can. Flop over on occasion if you will. I
may then have second thoughts about what will befall you in the future. But do
not for any moment think that you’ve got the upper hand or leaf. There will be
no bargaining here.
Sincerely yours
Mrs Gardener (that
cares for you rain or shine)
I actually used to
enjoy sitting on that high backed seat on what used to be my front patio that
had a light covering of gravel. Now it is an unruly mess since the lemon balm
planted itself there and took over. What started out as gorgeous green leaves
that I do enjoy in my tea, has become the leader of the pack of overgrown
aggressors intent on destroying my last small plot of peacefulness. Now I can
no longer get to the iron table and chairs that have wildflowers and stalks of
this and that growing through their seats. Now I cannot see if what I planted
in the planters around the perimeter of the patio is still alive. I don’t even
remember what it was that I planted there, probably because that was months ago
and ever since it has been veiled by rampant growth of this creeping scourge.
When we first
moved here I put those planters around the outside of the patio and put a few
choice plants in them. The following year I was grateful to see that some baby
plants had put themselves into the gritty ground. That surprised me. We had
black pansies, some oregano and some yarrow that first year along with some yellow
orange geums from a nearby area that moved over there. Somehow though in those
early days here, I put a little bit of lemon balm in a plot that was devoid of
much else. It was an innocent mistake but one that I’ve regretted often. Like
mint, which I do keep in its own container, lemon balm thrives and seems to
multiply to increase its spread. It is a gorgeous herb in its heyday when it’s
coming up and filling in all the dead space from winter. But somehow, it soon
becomes unwieldy. Without any fanfare,
it takes over wherever I’ve planted it and far beyond. Although John just wants
to mow everything down I want to go through there more carefully. He’s probably
thinking that doing it his way will take just a few minutes and my way will
never be finished but will get similar results over a long period of time.
Maybe I’ll let him mow it. That would teach that lemon balm who’s the boss.
Now, about the
variegated ivy that seems to want to come in through the windows: “Cut it out. I just cut you back a couple of
months ago. That seemed to have given you a new lease on life.” Hmm. Somebody
is winning here and it’s not me. Hmm. I gotta think about this for a while.